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The Ultraville Book Klub
and choose from our extremely limited selection of bitchy books! Each
edition is hand-picked by our staff of semi-literate bonobo monkeys,
and many of the books are actually blank paged counterfeits! Wait--
did I say that? You better keep this on the D.L., got it? Ok, cool.
_Where higher education _means,
well, being high all _the time and spending
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The Ultraville Klaxon
Ultraville's exclusive daily newspaper brings you stories from seems
like all over the place. Read it when you're drunk!
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